2003-04-03 - 6:08 p.m.
Man alive, there are way too many new events in my lazy life to do any of them justice. Therefore, I will just list them all and be done with it.
1) Grabass is a healthy, beautiful boy who is now called �Elliott.� You may be thinking�Elsee, you were wrong. You said he was a girl�or you may not, because, who am I kidding, very few people read my diary and probably none of them remember me trying to be all-knowing and clairvoyant. However, if you did say this, you�d be wrong. I CHANGED my decision three days prior. I swear. Really. This change made me correct and Sonny wrong. Of course, that only makes me about one for one. I was even wrong with my own.
2) Baby G is doing great and recovering from her surgery. I went to see her tonight and she looked beautiful. She�s even been smiling and giggling.
3) We found a house!!! It has a porch, a yellow kitchen and it looks like a farmhouse. I�m in love.
4) Baby Lou fell down a flight of stairs. She was hanging on the baby gate and it tore off its post and she sailed to the bottom. She is alright. Eventually we will be too.
5) I walked around all morning with an extra pair of nylons in my pants. Apparently when I took the pants off last time, I left the nylons in them. I was going to get more coffee when I noticed that my legs were rubbing together and I�d grown an unsightly bulge. I went to the bathroom and pulled them out and tried to walk quickly back to my desk and hide them in my drawer. On the way back to my desk, everyone and their mother stopped me to chat. I tucked them under my arm and thankfully nobody asked. Class-ay.
6) We�ve lost all motivation to get packed and moved.
7) Lou locked herself in our bedroom. We called a locksmith and begged him to come out quickly...a toddler was locked in a room with an adjacent bathroom. (We knew it was only a matter of time before she started flushing stuff.) Three minutes before he arrived, she unlocked the door. 70 bucks for an emergency housecall is what she ended up �flushing.� Creepy kid.
8) Lou�s new words�..�off�, �more�, �down�, �wash�, �please�, �yes� (it�s about time), �dabadee� (you tell me, I�ve got no idea)
Alright, that�s it for now. I feel caught up and I can go back to not updating.
Peace.
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